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Welcome to JennyJuice.com!

Looking for a little porn? Crime? Scandal? General negativity, perhaps? If you answered ‘yes’ or ‘maybe’ to any of the above (or added an unscrupulous suggestion of your own) then move along, please. That’s not my juice.

If you’re looking for an easily ingestible dose of fun that may occasionally be sprinkled with a little ‘weird’ or ‘crazy’, however, then come on in and make yourself comfortable! You need some JennyJuice.

Ladies:

Have you ever experienced or been the girlfriend that’s forever dyeing her hair different colours? Now imagine said hair-colour-a-holic one day damages her hair so irreparably that she has to shave it all off.

What was she thinking? What got into her? Chances are she got a dose of a little something I like to call JennyJuice.

Gentlemen:

Have you ever experienced or been the manfriend that always says the wrong thing to women? Now imagine said wannabe-manwhore attempts to entice a ‘victim’ with “Hey! Wanna get naked and have dirty sex?”. (In this scenario we’ll assume he gets an immediate bitch-slap).

So what was he thinking? What got into him? Might’ve been the JennyJuice.

That’s my juice! It’s a little off and doesn’t always fit in but it’s usually good for a laugh. Who really can’t do without an extra laugh?

So help yourself to some JennyJuice. Take it with you (it won’t spill in your car), share it with your friends and come back for another dose!