The Ring
There aren’t many lines I’ve heard from a man in ‘mojo-action’ that can make me laugh until my belly hurts. Maybe it’s just me but I found this one hilarious.
A friend of mine walked up to a bar. She was wearing a ring on a chain around her neck. A guy at the bar noticed it.
Bar Guy: Is that the ring that guides you at the end of the night?
My Friend: Yes. And it will guide me home, not to your house.
Bar Guy: So you’re inviting me home with you!
Oh, I love the cocky self-confidence (sometimes)!
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Hey Jenny…..
This blurb sounds awfully familiar! He he! I have to agree that there are some interesting pickup lines in this world and some of them make you stop and say “Huh?” but some of them make you laugh so hard you pee your pants and the poor sap that delivered the line is forced to slink away with his tail between his legs and re think his lines. I still believe someone should write a “Pick UP Lnes for Dummies” hand book
Love ya Doll
Hey Mel!
Agreed. You let me steal your examples of ‘what not to say’ and I shall write the handbook!
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