Category — Mojo Juice

There aren’t many lines I’ve heard from a man in ‘mojo-action’ that can make me laugh until my belly hurts. Maybe it’s just me but I found this one hilarious.

A friend of mine walked up to a bar. She was wearing a ring on a chain around her neck. A guy at the bar noticed it.

Bar Guy: Is that the ring that guides you at the end of the night?

My Friend: Yes. And it will guide me home, not to your house.

Bar Guy: So you’re inviting me home with you!

Oh, I love the cocky self-confidence (sometimes)!