Category — Product Juice
Hope in a Tube: A Hopeless Eye and Lip Cream
I’ve been tossing around the idea of adding product reviews to this site for a few months now. I love to shop and pretty much every friend of mine has heard me blather on and on about something that I’ve bought and love (usually makeup or skin care products) at least once. Likewise, they’ve been warned about what NOT to buy.
I feared that readers may not be interested in ‘Product Juice’. Then it occurred to me: who WOULDN’T want to be saved the disappointment of wasting hard-earned money on an expensive eye cream that quite frankly, sucks chicken butts?
Behold Exhibit A:
Study this image very carefully. Memorize the simple yet elegant font telling you to believe in the wonders within the .5 ounce tube. Now if you see this $33.00 tube again in your shopping endeavours, back away. You do not want to waste your money on this product. There’s no hope in this tube.
Hope in a tube was the first eye cream I ever used. Oprah endorsed philosophy:’s hope in a jar with enthusiasm so I assumed hope in a tube would be a worthy purchase, as well. I didn’t yet have any wrinkles, so to speak, but I was aiming for prevention. Of course, I didn’t want to run out of what was sure to be a fantastic product anytime soon. I decided I needed 9 tubes for my friends and I.
January 22, 2009 2 Comments
